I know I just told you about my awesome brother like five seconds ago, but my family members seem to be having a competition for who can be the coolest (and dorkiest) human being ever to exist. My dad? He called me into his study a few hours ago.

"Rach, do you have a sec?"

"Mmf... Sure." (Really, I had a buttload of work to do. But hey, when your family's on a roll, work can wait.)

"So, I don't know if you play this game or not, but it's a pretty cool Star Wars game. It has all these fun cheats, too. Like, see here? I can pull up the Death Star. You'd think that'd be the most destructive thing in the game. But do you want to know what the most feared thing is in the entire game? Watch this. It's a killer Ewok!!"

I love my family.

Last night, I was a bit frustrated with my brother for rummaging around in his closet, which shares a wall with my bedroom. I endured about five minutes of clanking and banging and crashing noises before I stomped into his room, fully prepared to kick him in the shins.

"Dude, what in the heck are you doing?" I asked impatiently.

He was knee-deep in plastic bins when he looked up and replied, "What? Oh. I'm looking for a Pez dispenser. The Darth Vader one."

And I just stood there, wanting to hug him. Clearly, I have the coolest little (nineteen-year-old) brother on the planet.

P.S. Ladies? He's single. I don't know how, but he is. Feel free to submit any girlfriend applications to yours truly, as I will need to screen them first. (Those who are unfamiliar with Darth Vader need not apply.)

Randy tagged me in this entry to do a meme, the rules of which state that I must list seven famous people I have met. I've spent this past year hanging out in a church, the three years prior to that hanging out at Wal*mart, and the previous eighteen years hanging out in my room. I don't meet famous people.

That being said, how about we join forces on this one? I won't tag anybody to do this (godforsaken) meme, and you'll comment on this entry with the name of at least one famous person you've met. Kapeesh?

Edited to add: Whilst I was looking up "kapeesh" on Google to see if I was the only crazy person to use that particular spelling, I stumbled across wwujd.com, clearly the best site ever. What would Uncle Jesse do? I bet he would help me finish this meme.