Dear lots-of-people,

Jumping to conclusions is not smart or amusing. I wish you would stop. Think before you speak, look before you leap, and realize that you don't always have to speak or leap to make your day complete.

Sincerely,
Rachelskirts

I am on the first page of results when I Google my first and last name, but only because I signed a petition to ban Comic Sans.

I will always associate "Low Rider" with all the kids who were frustratingly and effortlessly cool in high school. I will also always feel just a wee bit badass blaring it in my dorm room, even at 9:30 on a Saturday morning before I go to bed.